英語が得意な人！

Welcome to the Burbon House.
Please have this tequilla first and calm down.
Oh, don't worry, this one is to be my treat.
Yes, you are right... this is "Yet Another" Bourbon house, sorry.
Of course, everything has its limit, and I konow your patience isn't the exception...
so I don't expect you forgive me by just apologizing.
However, I bet you felt some excitement that you can't say what it really is
when you read this thread's title...
I made this thread, hoping people not forget the feeling in this cutthroat sociaty.
Now, which would you like to drink?